Train facts

Tinder match chat:

-I have train facts

-Tell me your dirtiest train fact.

-In 1825, there was a guy so thicc, he literally caused a steam locomotive to explode using only his ass.

-I’m impressed.

-The locomotive’s name was Best Friend of Charleston, and the thicc man was the fireman, the man in charge of keeping the fire burning. He got annoyed by the sound of the safety valve so… he sat on it. And then the train exploded.

-Wait I just fact checked it and you’re right wow I thought you made that up tbh.

-I never make up train facts.