Cat water

I was worried that my cat is dehydrated because I never see him drink water so I’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink put of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he’s being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but really he’s just following my plan and being hydrated.

God in the Garden of Eden.

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment.