Beanie: Sorry, I’ve lost track. What are we paying for now?
Nun: We are praying, sister Tiabeanie, that God might see fit to help the poor.
Beanie: If you want to help them, why not melt this God guy down and pass him out like coins? Cut out the middle-man, right guys?
Nun: Blasphemer! How dare you being logic into God’s house?
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