Keep them as pets

Hey, so we all know the fae folk are prone to kidnapping/imprisoning humans yada yada yada.

What do they actually do with them though?

People keep replying “keep them as pets” and I thought that was just Tumblr being Tumblr but apparently that’s Valid Lore.

“My human does tricks!”

“What kind of tricks?”

“I think it’s called calculus.”

Fae 1: Well, my human can make people uncomfortable with just a few words!

Fae 2: Oh please, how in the nine realms can they do that? 

Human: I want to lick your pointy ears elf daddy.

Fae 2: What the fuck.